You Know They Have That In Your Size?

The Tight Shirt Man, I’m sure we’ve all seen them somewhere, whether it the supermarket when they buy their Red Bull, the shopping centre where they buy their Child Size Medium T Shirts or the video store where they rent the latest UFC DVD. I know they’ve worked hard to get those every so impressive muscles and that tribal tattoo must of cost a lot of money but honestly is that worth the wearing of a shirt that is clearly 2 sizes too small? I always feel the need to follow them around the supermarket and put adult nappies and fibre drinks in their trolleys just for fun.