Because You've Got A Whole Lot Of Living To Do

Well I guess parking straight in the bay isn't a priority then. Being a dick seems pretty high on your agenda though.

Near Enough Is Still Not Good Enough

It's ok, I hear driving straight is an awfully difficult task to master, especially when your head is up your arse.

The Correct Response Is

to say "Yes Please" when the nice girl at Subway asks if you want your roll toasted. Saying "Urrgh Yeah" while scratching your arse is not.

Useless Utility # 3

YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING!

Sorry for the yelling but this has to be one of the worse examples of parking I have ever seen. I'm not sure if you could even call it parking. I had the pleasure of seeing the driver of this particular vehicle. Apparently wearing shoes and a bra are also a little too difficult to manage. So it seems is bathing, judging by the smell. Congrats on the wanky stickers too by the way. No Fat Blokes! Hilarious! Good to see that being a Douchebag goes both ways.

The Devil Made Me Do It

Which one? Buy a Ute? or Be a Wanker?

Well I guess you have to blame someone, but I'm pretty sure even he wouldn't want anything to do with you.

Queue Cretins

To me, it's rather a simple concept. Once you have placed your order, you step back and move away from the counter so that other people can be served without having to push pass your smelly arse. I know some people have a problem realising that there are actually other people in the world and society doesn't just revolve around them but do you think you could just manage it just this once?

By the way, the arms crossing intimidation method just makes you look more of an arse than you already are.

Near Enough Is Good Enough

Actually, no it frigging isn't. Due to the fact you're a 4WD owner I already know you're a bit of dick so the moronic parking doesn't really surprise me. On the line in tennis may mean the ball is in, but in regards to parking, it just means you're a bit of an arse.