Similar to the Pram People the Slow Walkers are the other scourge of the normal walking speed society. They wobble back and forth on what seems the same spot moving forward at a speed which can be measured by comparing it to glaciers. Even though they move at a speed which just prevents them from tipping over they still manage to block you from getting round them. Honestly, how can do they manage to go that slowly without the need of a set of training wheels?
While we are on people who prevent us from getting around at a normal speed can I just stay a few words about the “Escalator Idiot”? Just because the stairs move doesn’t prevent you from walking up them at the same time and it’s not compulsory for you to stand there with the far away glaze on your face either. Oh, and the coming to the complete stop just as you step off is really frigging annoying too. Honestly if you tried that shit in London you’d be stabbed within a week. A harsh but fair punishment I say.
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