Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Shelf Shits

Sure, you don't always appreciate the toilet cleaner you've just bought being packed in the same bag as the fruit and vegetables. I know you're probably sick of the standard send off of "Have a nice day" said with all the sincerity of a biscuit and I'm sure you're tired of them moving the location of every item from one week to the next but that doesn't excuse you leaving things where ever the hell you want for the shop assistants to find and then put back where they belong.

If you're honest I'm sure you know that sliced ham you just got from the deli doesn't belong with the dog biscuits, the cheese you just picked up really doesn't go with the flyspray and if you think about it, that cream you just picked up shouldn't be with the condoms, well come to think of it that last one could work.

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