Introducing - The Trolley Sloth

The Trolley Sloth is a slow witted, slow moving mammal that at times is capable of reaching fully upright statue but spends most of its time in a hunched over position. This hunched position is believed to have come about from its inability to both walk and push a trolley at the same time so it has developed the almost falling over technique in an effort to become an acceptable member of society. In the main part this development has failed and the Trolley Sloth is barely considered human and is only allowed out on Thursday nights and Saturday mornings. During busy shopping times such as Christmas and Easter the Trolley Sloth will often multiple in numbers as they attempt to integrate further into normal society.

Found mainly is supermarket aisles, the Trolley Sloth also inhabits hardware stores, larger shopping centres and in recent times, libraries. The Trolley Sloth is easily recognised by its fluffy footwear. This footwear, although designed to be worn only at home only is worn out in public by the Trolley Sloth. This fluffy boot along with its other main article of clothing, the track pant, is responsible for its reputation as being of little to no intelligence. Even though these two items of clothing are not designed to worn out in public the Trolley Sloth will ignore these rules and will venture out in both.

Chips along with Diet Coke are the main food in the diet of the Trolley Sloth. Both hot and potato are consumed. The potato variety is very popular with the young of the Trolley Sloth and is used as a distraction as the offspring is normally covered in dirt and food and the consumption of the potato chip is very effective in calming their mood. The Diet Coke part of the Trolley Sloths diet is regarded as an oddity as they believe is will prevent weight gain but is always accompanied by several large order of fried foods.

Rummaging plays a large part in the Trolley Sloths daily activities and they are constantly seen trying to locate items that have disappeared down the back of their pants. These items appeared to be deeply hidden as they Trolley Sloth has to make several attempts to locate them. Scratching is also a popular activity, this scratching is believed to be the cause of the lost items but the Trolley Sloth continues to undertake this action.

The communication of the Trolley Sloth is in its infant stage and consists mainly of grunts and clicks. Please and Thank You are not a part of the Trolley Sloths vocabulary and direct eye contact is a rarity.

The Trolley Sloth is a creature that appears to be growing in number. Its breeding habits are not known and that’s probably for the best.

So, if you are lucky enough to encounter a Trolley Sloth in the wild, just remember to keep your distance and try not get in-between it and any sugar covered food and you will be fine.