and unfortunately so do the smelly wet people. Honestly people, how hard is it to wear a rain coat or carry an umbrella when it’s raining? Due to the fact that these people* can’t grasp the simple concept of covering up when water falls from the sky they end up soaking wet and we then have to put up with them smelling like a wet dog and dripping water everywhere while they do their shopping. When I think about it I really hope it’s water and they haven’t had as those annoying advertisements say “a slight bladder leakage”. It’s not just the sudden downpours that I’m referring to, it’s been raining for hours where I am and people are still appearing soaking wet and smelling like a wet cardboard box, granted that could be their normal smell but I don’t think they always have the trail of water running down their faces every day. I guess the only good part about it is this will be the cleanest some of these people will be in months. Bring on the rain I say, I prefer the wet dog to stinky cheese anyday.
* They don’t melt when they get wet so that means they aren’t witches, and they don’t spasm and spawn more of themselves so I’m pretty sure they aren’t Mogwais
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