You're on your coffee break all you want is a black coffee and then it happens. You get stuck behind some wanker who spends twenty minutes ordering a half cafe de cafe expresso mocha with a twist of lemon and just when you think you are about to be served he starts telling them how he wants he prepared. He insists the milk is added a millilitre at a time while the sugar is added from the opposite side of the cup. It's coffee you wanker, just add boiling water and drink it.
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