Honestly people, are you really not capable of picking your feet that few inches off the ground so you don’t sound like a giant brown mutant elephant walking down the street? It’s bad enough that you’re wearing Ugg boots in public. Do we really need to put up with the frigging irritating sound as you shuffle along too? While I’m on about, the constant smacking of your chewing gum is really irritating too. Even though you do resemble a cow chewing cud I really don’t think you need to copy that particular aspect of it. Maybe you could just wear a giant bell around your neck and get your ear pierced with a ID tag instead.
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